Who Is This?

Hints: He has never voted in a civil election in the United States. He could never be the President of the United States. He likes hockey...eh! He always has the bag. He has an office, but it's in the basement. My wife has a sewing machine with the same engine as his car has. He has a Facebook page...well...so do I...but I use myspace more. Main Street Cafe, World Fare, Brewsters, Taproom, Sam's Place, Dykstra's....all places you can find him if he's not at his office. He's a chick magnet. You will probably not find him in Walmart. He's a fisherman, a hockey coach, a water skier, and an alien.